Random topics 7X (from the 9th dimention)
Here we are again. Or are we? Are you there as much as you say you are? Isn't it something that someone who isn't there would say?! In any case, to show there's no hard feelings for this obvious deception, here are a few topics, you can write on in any way that suits you. By YOU i mean you.
1) create new words in the English language, that better describe life-situations were a Fez is used . (the hat. Not a turban!!). How it looks, how it turns heads, how incredible it makes you feel wearing them, etc..
2) choking hazards . 3) mating habits of the peragrin cello.
4) many small portions or just one big one?
5)inclement coatracks.
6) it's getting hard to be someone. but it all works out.
7) Trubadore vs. Stevadore.
8) in the terarium no one can hear you scream.
9) list things that come in 9s.
10) post something to clickbait someone. You clickbaiter rascal you..
As usual, if you are time-shifting through the multiverse, give a proper credit to the entity you collaborated with. Use correct interdimentional academic citation rules. Or not...
TW:
DW:
Subject: ATT:PUBLIC
RE: CHOKING HAZARDS
We have received your request form to file access to the Choking Hazards Collection at the Throat, Mouth, and More! Museum for the People. We are delighted that our curations have peeked your interest!
However, we regret to inform you that the collection is on loan to the Don’t Swallow That: Institute of London at this time. The artifacts will be on display for the entirety of their Tiny But Mighty exhibition. Which will run for the last weeks of the season.
With regards to access we are willing to allow full inspection upon the collections return. We apologize for the inconvenience and encourage you to attend our lecture this week on Toe Stubbing and the Furniture to Avoid. Included are two passes to the lecture hall and a print out of a mappable living space to go along.
Warmest regards,
The Cough It Up Society
TMandMM
