If you were to drown, I would teach you to fish,
because teach a man to swim, he’ll go hungry tomorrow,
teach a man to fish, and he’ll always have something in his belly,
to weigh him down.
If you would catch fire, I would teach you to cook.
because if you burned your bridges,
you’d better know how to make lemonade.
If you cried for help, I’d teach you to sing.
because no one likes complainers in this world,
but music makes the world go around.
If you were down in the dumps, I’d teach you math,
because knowing what you miss is not as important,
as knowing how much of it is gone.