How Could He?
Early December 25th, 2000 I awoke to hear a clatter.
I dove out of my racecar bed to see what was the matter.
After grabbing my Teddy I krept out to the living room carefully.
Only to see my beloved father stabbing Santa gleefully.
Before I could escape my shock and crawl back to bed, my father turned, giggling, to glare at me.