1) write an absurdist story about how the toaster was invented.
2) the usb stick that never fits in...because it likes it that way.
3) an archeological dig in egypt, finds a laser disk(google that) . on it is the entire theprose.com archive.
4) someone stuck in a time loop and enjoys it.
5) the movie ricket tree did not go into fall this aurumn..
6) a day in the life of a holocaust denier/creationst.
7) the heroic hunt for the elusive dishwashing brush. debate if the many lives lost every year during the dangerous hunting expeditions are worth the marginal benefit they bring.
8) the contempt the aliens feel is obvious to the first contact team.
9) the typewriter that i found in the middle of the desert was the first proof that the 'little prince' never died from the snake bite...
10)" i smuggled whiskey during prohibition. what have YOU done for your country?!"