sacrifice on altar

Side 1 of postcard:

Congrats! Your child may be selected to be sacrificed on the altar to our new egod EconoME. Have your child, ______(child's name)_____, at your local school on Thursday for this high honor.

Side 2 of postcard:

Of all our brilliant nations’

promising sensations,

heartfelt congratulations

for YOUR gracious oblations!

The name goes down in history

for all peoples to praise and see.

Bring _____(your child)_____ to your local venue

with valium for _____(your child)_____ and you,

and with all your regalia.

We can’t wait to hail ya!