sacrifice on altar
Side 1 of postcard:
Congrats! Your child may be selected to be sacrificed on the altar to our new egod EconoME. Have your child, ______(child's name)_____, at your local school on Thursday for this high honor.
Side 2 of postcard:
Of all our brilliant nations’
for YOUR gracious oblations!
The name goes down in history
for all peoples to praise and see.
Bring _____(your child)_____ to your local venue
with valium for _____(your child)_____ and you,
and with all your regalia.
We can’t wait to hail ya!