Just a Few of my Favorites.
Okay, so I really like these.
I. I Came.
I made it Awkward.
II. Just because you went to college and got a degree doesn't mean you have common sense. You don't need a degree for that.
III. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some poeple appear smart untill they speak.
IV. I'm sorry, but even a trained contortionist would have a hard time bending to see from that view!