Clever Girl, You Are
Getting all these contract killers to out themselves and flaunt their skills. Evil genius challenge issued by someone with an awesomely villainous nickname.
Make sure they get their "free big screen tv's" just for showing up to the interview, especially the ones that attempted or threatened to take you out first. St. Valentine's Day Massacre part deux, anyone?
How to find my resume? Nothing written. Ask around, Irish Section, Chicago, progeny of Bugs Moran.
Real killers keep it quiet, molls and all.