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I write. I sing. I drink coffee.
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In 69 words, express how a woman by the name of Lizzi Potts makes you feel. Every stanza/sentence must start with her name and end with a rhyme.
Cover image for post Chipper Chopper Zipper, by sandflea68
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sandflea68
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Chipper Chopper Zipper

Lizzi Potts took a swing and raised some knots

Lizzi Potts whammed hubby with cast iron pots

Lizzi Potts buried him under deep snow mounds

Lizzi Potts heaved him into back yard grounds

Lizzi Potts still could hear him moaning

Lizzi Potts dug him up to stop his groaning

Lizzi Potts gave him another forty whacks

Lizzi Potts covered him in two garbage sacks

Lizzi Potts fed him through his own wood chipper

Lizzi Potts caught her finger on his open zipper

Lizzi Potts was chopped into little bloody shreds

Lizzi Potts and hubby now fertilizer for flower beds.

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"When life gives you Lemons"
Write a post with the philosophical title "When life gives you lemons" Make it wacky, funny, deep, emotional, anyway you want it
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UrbanLegends
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Important

When life gives you lemons, you must be pretty darn remarkable, if the personification of life itself is giving you stuff.

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What is the most philosophical micropoetry you can write? (Try to relate to life)
All I want is a very philosophical view of life and the small things it teaches us....
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Stori in Micropoetry
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Reality is Here

Torrential turmoil falls on deaf ears as thoughts become facts and facts become fears. It nears, it comes, the world overcome by that which would shape it, carved out of hatred, decided by fools.

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Explain what you do for a living, but make it sound scary. Tag me in it please.
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lostAlice
• 95 reads

Forget your Dreams.

Zombies to my left and right, 

eyes half-closed as we write.

The shrill alarm screams,

and we wake from our dreams

to be dragged down the track

that leaves us raw and cracked

Down the looming corridor

Don't look at the coroner 

he decides your fate

Test A, or B?

Pencil to paper,

scratch, scratch, 

Our hearts taper

as we're filed down

to perfection

4 AP classes?

That's not enough.

Your eyes should be red,

your hand swollen from writing,

your body dead 

from avoiding bed,

your mind 

slowly

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and surely

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dying.

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High school fun:)

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Write an R-rated short story.
This challenge will expire when it receives 1,000 entries. The winner will be chosen by likes, but also by reads, form, and edge.
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DarkNovelistTim in Fiction
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Soul Mates

“Daddy, why is Mommy crying? Did you make her sad again?”

Little Cammie startled her dad. He pushed his wife from the crux of his arm. Streaks of black mascara stained the sleeves of his polo.

“Cammie, honey, what are you doing out of bed?” His voice straddled the line of annoyance and anger.

Cammie snuck out of bed when Mommy’s sobbing soiled the quiet night. By her accounts, it wasn’t often, but she couldn’t recall the last time she slept a full night through.

Stuffed bear tucked in her mouth; she watched television from the second-floor overlook although she rarely understood the shows her parents watched from the first-floor couch, it made her feel grown up. Part of the family.

The good family.

Tonight was the first time Cammie ventured downstairs from her second floor perch since that night.

The bad family.

Her arm healed. Crooked for weeks, but the hospital said it would straighten in time. Dad said it would straighten faster if she’d mind her own business and stay in bed at night.

Cammie rubbed the jagged scar on her forearm where the bone poked through to the outside. The doctor gave it a name, but Cammie didn’t want to remember. She only wanted one thing.

“I wanna watch TV with you and Mommy.” Cammie bent her knee, twisted her foot on her toes, and batted her big blue eyes at her dad.

“It’s late, Cammie. We have a busy day tomorrow. You need to rest up.” Her dad nudged her with his open palms. “After some early morning fun, your Mom and I have a meeting. Miss Lily is gonna babysit. I know how much fun you two have together.”

Cammie stroked her stuffed pink teddy bear. “I need to make sure Mommy is okay.”

“I'm all right, Sweetie. Please go back to bed like your father asked,” Mom said through her Kleenex mustache.

“But why were you crying?”

“Just something from the movie.” Mom kept one eye on the screen.

Cammie stared at the fifty-inch screen as a boy placed his hand on a train window. She didn’t understand why her parents watched in black and white when the colors worked perfectly well.

“His mommy is going to be mad at him for getting fingerprints on the window.” Cammie remembered all the times her mother yelled at her for doing the same thing, “And now the girl is doing it on the other side of the window! Oh, they are going to be in so much trouble.”

Tears streamed from Mom’s cheek darkening the light brown pillow in her lap.

A moment later both the girl and the boy on television were crying and shouting words to each other through the window.

“Are you sad because they are getting handprints on the window, Mommy?” Cammie asked.

Mom wiped away the tears from her face and then inhaled what Cammie estimated to be about a gallon of snot, “No, Honey. They were best friends who realized they were in love with each other, but they waited too long to tell each other. He’s on a train about to leave to fight some bad guys and is probably going to die. Them putting their hands on the clear window like that is their way of telling each other they are soul mates and will be together forever in each other’s heart. It’s so beautiful.”

Dad gathered Cammie in his arms, “Alright Peanut, that’s enough love lessons for you tonight. Let’s get you back into bed, so your mother can finish her movie and her bottle of wine, and your dad can get some sleep of his own.”

“Does Mommy have a soul mate, Daddy?” Cammie rested her head on her father’s shoulder.

“I think so, Baby Doll.” Her dad squeezed her tight, “Maybe more than one, but she doesn’t realize it. I’ll be happy when she does. We’ll all be happy when she does.”

The second floor wasn’t as lonely now that her dad slept in the bedroom next to Cammie’s instead of with Mom downstairs. At least tonight, Cammie didn’t think there would be slamming doors waking her.

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"Rise and shine, Peanut!”

Cammie rubbed her eyes as she dragged her tattered bear down the stairs.

“Eat up quick. We need to get you dressed and down to the pond before it gets too crowded.” Dad flew around the kitchen. He banged pots and pans for no reason while Mom sat with her forehead in one hand and a steaming cup of coffee in the other.

“God, you can be such an asshole sometimes, Pete,” Mom muttered between gulps of coffee. “I should thank you for killing any second thoughts I had about our meeting this afternoon.”

“You should really bitch to tea, you know.” Dad spun away from Cammie as he spoke.

“What did you say to me?” Mom slammed her mug on the counter. Waves of black crested the rim, dribbling onto the marbled granite.

“Switch to tea.” Dad frisbeed a coaster across the counter. “And use a coaster.”

Cammie prepared her breakfast these days and headed for the pantry to grab her favorite leprechaun adorned cereal box.

“Ow!” She screamed, hopping in chaotic circles holding her toe.

“What happened?” Dad asked.

“I kicked an empty bottle.” Cammie continued hopping on one foot certain she now held the Guinness record for length of time.

“Looks like someone’s Mom decided to stay up late last night and couldn’t get the empty into the recycling bin.”

“Stow it, Pete.” Mom held the coffee close to her mouth but didn’t drink. She popped two little white pills in her mouth and swallowed hard, “Can we just get going?”

***

Cammie loved ice skating with her parents, although she couldn’t understand why they didn’t all hold hands any longer. A small part of her didn’t mind. She would be eight in a few months and could skate without any help these days. Stopping presented a challenge at times, but in her opinion, that’s why there were other skaters on the pond. Dad called them bumper cars.

Her parents trailed behind her the first time around the pond. The only words spoken came from Dad who warned her to stay away from the thin ice sign.

After two laps, Cammie noticed a little boy in a red jacket holding hands with both his mother and his father.

“Skating alone isn’t any fun,” she muttered.

Cammie dropped back and grabbed Mom’s hand. On the next pass, she grabbed Dad's hand and refused to let go of Mom’s.

“Isn’t this fun?” Cammie smiled.

“Yes, Sweetie,” Mom raised one side of her mouth.

“Although, not as fun as an entire bottle of wine,” Dad smirked. “A good bottle too. I believe I brought that back from Sonoma last year too.”

“Seriously, Pete? You’re going to bring that shit up again.” Mom skidded to a halt while Dad continued. Cammie stretched like Gumby between them but held on tight until everyone tumbled to the ice.

“If it were just one time, then no, I wouldn’t bring it up. But come on Claire, that’s what, the fourth bottle this week? Not to mention the girl’s day out last Sunday. I’m sure you were good for a few drinks then.” Dad released Cammie’s hand.

Mom fired back, “Maybe if you paid as much attention to me as you paid to your new secretary we wouldn’t be having this conversation.”

Cammie found her hands dangling alone.

“Well, maybe if you didn’t live in a movie, spending your days pining to your online friends about finding a soul mate, I wouldn’t have to.” Dad crossed his arms and huffed steam from his nose. Cammie imagined him an ancient Chinese dragon defending a massive pile of gold from would-be marauders.

Mom’s defeated shoulders dropped.

Dad pressed on, “Yeah, that’s right. I read your email. All of them! By the way, Y-O-U apostrophe R-E means you are while Y-O-U-R shows possession.”

“Well Y-O-U apostrophe R-E an asshole and you can shove Y-O-U-R wine up Y-O-U-R A-S-S!” Mom shouted.

Cammie couldn’t follow what was happening, but she felt uncomfortable and skated away from the pair along with every other visitor to the pond. The only thing comforting her now was the dark pink Lily Pulitzer jacket her grandmother bought her last year. She missed her teddy bear.

Words and gestured flew between Mom and Dad as Cammie skated off.

A commotion louder than the couple’s insults commanded a temporary truce.

“Pete, where’s Cammie?”

All four eyes searched the worn ice.

Dad stopped an untalented skater as he hurried toward the entrance, “What happened?”

“Someone fell through the ice. A kid maybe.” He tried to pull away, but Dad restrained him.

“Boy or girl? What did they look like?”

“I don’t know man. Young kid. Wearing a red or pink jacket.”

Mom pushed Dad to the ice, “This is all your fault!” She bolted into the crowd.

Dad tried to stand, but his skate pick caught in the ice during the fall and he twisted his knee awkwardly, “Damn ACL!”

“Cammie, hang on honey, I’m coming! Mommy’s coming!”

Dad watched as Mom pushed her way through the crowd. Two skaters fell, and Dad heard the ice groan.

Mom’s shrill faded as the commotion escalated. Dad saw people plunging branches into the water. Folks frantically waved to the shore beckoning for help.

Dad pounded on the ice, sobbing with each hammer fist strike.

The screams became inaudible, and he couldn’t tell where one rescuer began and another ended. Mom escaped his vision in the sea of jackets.

Again and again, he attempted to stand without success. Inch by inch he dragged himself toward the crowd until he caught a glimpse of a little girl out of the corner of his eye. He looked left and saw a girl Cammie’s size kneeling on the ice with mittens removed and a hand pressed against the transparent sheet of ice staring intently into the frigid waters below.

“Cammie?” Dad hesitated, “Cammie, is that you?”

Cammie watched as Dad crawled across the ice in her direction, “Hey, Daddy. I lost my jacket. Please don’t be mad.”

“It’s okay.” Dad sighed and the pain in his leg no longer mattered. “Peanut, are you okay? What are you doing?”

Cammie smiled wide and looked away from the ice for only a second, “Come see, Daddy. You’ll be so happy. Mommy and I are soul mates.”

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Craft a story about an old god (or some kind of divinity) in a contemporary environment. Put Thor in a college frat. Let Anubis run a morgue. Have Apollo start his own shoes company to rival Nike’s. The possibilities are endless, but make sure you show both mythological depth and wit!
Prose or poetry.
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jboulette5671 in Fantasy
• 153 reads

The Love Goddess Is In The House

Athena perused

Match.com and sighed

Viewed eHarmony

Died a bit inside

"What's become of love?"

It's computerized

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Word Play Time! Try to write a piece with every word starting with consecutive letters of the alphabet, like this: ("A Beastly Challenge, Don't Ewe Find? ") Miss-spelling allowed, as long as it makes readable sense. I wonder if anyone can make it through the whole alphabet with a coherent story?
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Adamotaur
• 186 reads

Alphabeast

A belligerent clamour disrupted each feasting guest.

His indignation just kept looming, merciless.

"Noisy outsiders!" Peter's quivering rage spouted.

Taking umbrage, Vik whispered, "Xenophobic Yankee zealot!"

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Write a short story with only five sentences, and each sentence must have only five words.
Five total sentences. Five words per sentence. 25 words total.
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TheJeffKaminski in Fiction
• 121 reads

The Real End.

We had survived the apocalypse.

We had held humanity together.

We had begun to rebuild.

But the world truly ended.

When the TP was depleted.

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Tell a story through a list: 1) It can be broken by numbers or bullet points or commas or something else. 2) It can be a collection or sequence or whatever you want. 3) Winner gets 50 coins.
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SaneWriter
• 143 reads

Redemption Plan

1. Send Son to the world

2. Choose a mother for the Son. 

3. Let the Son be baptized by His cousin. 

4. Let the Son choose 12 followers

5. Let Him perform miracles

5.1. The blind will see

5.2. The lame will walk

5.3. The dead will rise

6. The Son continue the ministry

7. Son teach through parable 

8. Let the people meet the Son with palm leaves in their hands. 

9. The Son forgives the woman from all her sins 

10. She wash the Son's feet with tears and alabaster,  a perfume worth a year of salary.  

11. The woman wipe the dirt from Son's feet with her hair. 

12. The Last supper

13. The prayer in the garden with tears and blood. 

14. The kiss of the traitor

15. Sword fight between the soldiers and His friends. 

16. The arrest,  the denial,  and humiliation

17. The SON of God and Pilate

18. The 39 lashes

19. The crown of thorns

20. The cross

21. The way of suffering (via dolorosa)

22. The skull mountain

23. The crucifixion 

24. The death of the Son of God for everyone.  

25. The torn veil

26. The RESURRECTION

27. The empty tomb

28.THE COMPLETION OF THE PLAN OF REDEMPTION. 

29. The tongues of fire. 

30. The ascension of the SON

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Day 2: Define the word fartlek without looking it up.
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Trousers
• 108 reads

A cute fart

Fartlek is a mini me to a blaster fart. It is smaller and more cute, done in open areas with great ventilation. 

"She fartleked outside"

"She allowed just a fartlek on his head because he fell asleep near her ass"

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