Not today, darlin’. I’ve really got to be good.

Got to do the things

I never do but know I should

The roof is leaking darlin’, my car is broken down,

Whatever’s in that bottle, sure can’t help me now

But then it does

And it feels good

I feel the way

I knew I should

I really shouldn’t this time, the bills are stacking up. Haven’t paid the power bill since I don’t know what month.

But just one sip is harmless- if you really do insist.

Pass me the bottle darlin, no good can come from this

But then it does

And we are high

Don’t have to think

Till the bottles dry

But until then

We’ll be fine

Just pass it here

One more time

There ain’t no use denyin, why we love it so. But our time is running out babe, the bottles gettin low.

So drink that bottle darlin’, But drink it nice and slow, Cause when the bottles empty,

Well then we’ll have to go

then we’ll sleep

Away the booze

And rise again

Much too soon

Another day

Another chance

To do the things

we knew we should.

But don’t you worry darlin, it’ll all be fine. There’s another bottle waiting, somewhere down the line.

One! Two! Three! Four!

Come right in and shut the door.

Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

Fill a glass and grab a plate.

Look around to see who's here

Lift your glass and raise a cheer

Make a toast and drain your glass

Do it again till you're flat on your...

One! Two! Three! Four.............

Pick yourself up and do it some more.

Here's to us, another night of booze. He we go, lets light this fuse!

Lets dance tonight, like we have no cares. Let our hair down, ignore those stares!

Lets toast to us, another week in the dust. We deserve a libation, this is a must!

Lets get tipsy, lets get smashed, lets not remember us getting trashed!