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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
Ended December 11, 2016 • 43 Entries • Created by PhynneBelle
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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
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BethyG in Micropoetry
• 236 reads

Dentist

I could feel him inside me. Hard. Warm.

Though he only pressed against me, it was enough

As his mirror played with tongue

And the air was sucked from gum

I craved to have something more between my lips

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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
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PhynneBelle in Micropoetry
• 185 reads

Dental Prophylaxis

Thirty perfect meat-shredders in a row, 

forty-two chompers

if you're kinky,

Tickle 

the virgin fancy,

but I moan for

the nasty stuff

don't 

hold back, baby,

spray me

with aerosolized

calculus galore

Mmm,

let me

suture that hole

for you

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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
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AmandaCary in Micropoetry
• 213 reads

Return Me to e-File Ecstasy

Work you

Fingers trace

Fiscal

Through the night

I'll find every little sweet spot

And suck as much of you back that I can

You are mine, baby

I sweat for you

With a flick of my wrist

SENT

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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
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leeroyjenkins in Micropoetry
• 206 reads

Fill my Cavity of Desire

choke me

with the paper bib.

tasting gloved fingers,

lustful scent of blood lingers

when the scalpel penetrates my gum,

baby, you know you make me numb

jaw gone slack with one injection

of your

anesthetic

antiseptic

minty fresh

affection.

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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
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MilesNowhere in Micropoetry
• 289 reads

Snap Me Off

I arch

as you fall

unbroken

and whole

leaving me now

feeling you go

I breathe you in

as you sink

deeply to drown

we are lost

in the afterglow

of the little death

my fibrous love ....

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Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
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TheSword in Micropoetry
• 168 reads

Laundry

You do it so well, you dirty thing. Whip me. Cleanse the remains from the night before. Spin me around endlessly. You do it best. Caress me in detergent. It's getting hot here, so take off all your clothes, baby. 

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Peaky1966 in Micropoetry
• 212 reads

Laundry of passion @PhynneBelle

As I remove the underwear I know what is to come. Hot, wet and turbulent... the laundry is then done.

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Whosthat20 in Micropoetry
• 135 reads

Talk dirty to me

Turn you on,sit in suspense,talk dirty to me,common sense.You cause my head to spin,stomachs uneasy.Talk serious,come off cheesy.No,don't you dare go there!Tell me i'll $h!t my underwear!So many side effects in store,I'm sorry infomercials,I can't take anymore!

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nfaulk6 in Micropoetry
• 178 reads

Charitable Donation

Wow, the inflation

Adjusting my bottom line

Such capital growth

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zeesalibi in Micropoetry
• 88 reads

Don’t Call me Princess

You enter my largest orifice,

It’s but a contest-

How much can fit in?

How deep can you go?

I pretend the extra sets of eyes

are not a distraction.

You allow me to spit,

my reward is a crown.

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