Mr. Bigbelly
Just met someone silly,
With a large tummy
Down the Absurd Alley,
Known as Mr. Bigbelly!
Of course, he is funny,
With a belly like a jelly
And a stout wife Molly,
Whose mind is full of folly!
Though he is forty,
People call him farty
He is the real Humpty Dumpty,
Living life like a party
If you sense something smelly,
In this Absurd Alley,
Trust me, it is definitely,
Our old Mr. Bigbelly
Children say he is naughty,
But who loves to meet him? Not me!
So better make your minds jolly,
And stay out of the Absurd Alley!
Not The Way You Remember Them
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
He slipped on a banana peel,
knocking himself out.
There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe.
Her breath smelled like feet.
Mary had a little lamb.
That was a surprise to her parents.
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
It grew into a sheep
So Mary ate it with jam
She had a disturbed sleep
Jack and Jill of Legal Age
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to buy a case of beer.
Sadly they forgot their ID's.
No drinks for them I fear!
Alice’s Real Identity- Repost
The Queen of Hearts
she always thwarts,
Just like this summer’s day;
The Knave of hearts,
he plays his parts,
but is just tactless prey.
The King of Hearts,
for all his smarts,
the signs he does ignore;
when he departs
all of his darts
go to the Knave once more.
The Princess Heart
does not impart
that all these crimes are hers;
With crafty plots
she thinks are arts
who’d think Alice was theirs?
Poor Mary...
Mary had a little car
Little car, little car
Mary had a little car
And the car ran over her.
Mary had a little wolf
Little wolf, little wolf
Mary had a little wolf
And the wolf just ate her up.
Shadow Man Verse
First Verse~
Oh, do you know the Shadow Man, The Shadow Man, the Shadow Man.
Oh, do you know the Shadow Man, That lives on nightmare lane?
Second Verse:
Oh, yes, I know the Shadow Man,
The Shadow Man, the Shadow Man.
Oh, yes, I know the Shadow Man,
That lives on nightmare lane.
25.03.2021~Torsdag
#ShadowManVerse (c)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=282p7Y1R3q0
The Wall
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty wasn't that tall
All of his trousers and all of his sets
Could only fit him and his little omlettes
Pareidolia
When I was a child, a boy lived in the walls.
While Mother went shopping, we’d play with my dolls.
Then one day she saw him and fainted.
Father had the all walls painted,
But sometimes I still hear his squalls.
there was an old lady,
who swallowed a fly,
why, oh why, she swallowed a fly?
perhaps she suffered from a compulsary eating disorder, or schyzophrenic dimentia,
oh, and for sure we’ll all die.
this old man,
he played one,
he played knickknack on my thumb,
with a knicknack padieack,
call 911, if you please,
this old man is touching kids..