Cheesy Food Finger Covers
Are you tired of orange finger stains from cheesy chips? Well yOu’Re iN LuCk! For just $19.99 you can own your own pair of finger coverings to solve those problems! Order now, and get an additional $5.00 off the main purchase! Notice: chips and other cheesy things sold separately.
A yodeling pickle???
It’s a yodeling pickle.
How the heck would that benefit anyone????
So...let’s just get this straight.
Some guy some time ago sat down and thought,
“You know what this world needs? A pickle that can yodel!”
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Pizzazz is not for everybody. Ask your doctor if Pizzazz is right for you. Pizzazz may make conversations with children difficult. In some people it has resulted in omphaloskepsis. Notify your doctor immediately if you notice any asymmetrical testicular deveining or insidious clitoral stimulation. Not sold in Arkansas or Ohio.
Know what and how you promote.
Ad: an item designed to catch someone's eye.
ver: Abbreviation of version.
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Sold at all Wal-Marts this Christmas. Be the first to own one!
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Grayson Ames, PHD
Mythological bounty hunter. Professional Haunt Disposer. Percy Jackson meets Geralt of Rivia.
Grayson Ames is cursed. He hates everyone. Or, more accurately, every regular. He gets along with prodigium; supernatural creatures that mankind has resigned to the realm of folklore. Until the day his dead partner's daughter finds him.