Theez Iz A Storee
wen eye waz a babee, I nevveer cryed.
eye waz alwayz two quyet.
momie lyked that.
i donut no four shore.
wen eye waz too,
eye got loud.
momie donut lyke that so much.
jus me growen up eye think.
wen eye waz sex,
momie went crazee
eye drove her there,
butt eye donut dryve.
lak ov scil
wun dae i wil b a betur spelur. but fur noe, i wil maek a messss wit mi wurdz.
u no wut? praktis maek purfec.
tomoro is gona be boring
today was no fun ether
mum says go slep becos ined to gro
if islep itlbe tomoro morquickle. donwana.
also idonthink ineed tobe big. plenybig alrede
no excape frombordom inmy lief.
today annow. tomoro althesam
mumdad problydonkno yet theyrallways working
ihop my drem frends willbe fretoplay with me wen i getin
Pronunsiashun is kee
I lighk to mess with spelleng. It's fun to maek werds sownd tha saem exsept spelt compleetlie rong. I want tou sie wat yoo come up with! This is anne x-ample, but I ges yu cood have figured that owt on yore own... bie! Tag mee!
Talking to a 6-year-old
Me: What are you doing?
Her: Imma stuper herro.
Her: yhea! wit ot doin anieting!
Me: You don't do anything?
Her: I leik caak!
Wen I Gro Up
I wnt 2 b a tchr wen I gro up. Thaa gt 2 reed storees n plaa alll daa. I luv mi tchr!
Helo, mi naem iz Evilin. I am a gurl. I hav lot off frind but I do not lik sum kidz. On kid I luk luks a kid I do nut luk. Se is mein. Se triis to get me in trubel. It wurks. Te tecer luk her. I will not tak to her anee mer.
Mome and me whent to clas toodah. She tole me to be kwiyt and collor wen da teechur wuz tawken. I wuz tryn to be gud so i no get spanken wen we go hoom. Butt I saw a spydur on my awm and I skweemed rel lowd and ewybode laff butt Mome.
frth uv juli
I lik firwrks on the frth uv juli.
tha r sprkle and prty
tha r lowd to
i wsh evre day ws a holudy!