Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

Cover image for post Theez Iz A Storee, by Danceinsilence

Danceinsilence in Words

• 122 reads

Theez Iz A Storee

wen eye waz a babee, I nevveer cryed.

eye waz alwayz two quyet.

momie lyked that.

eye think.

i donut no four shore.

wen eye waz too,

eye got loud.

momie donut lyke that so much.

jus me growen up eye think.

wen eye waz sex,

momie went crazee

eye drove her there,

butt eye donut dryve.

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

Moonsinger128 in Words

• 77 reads

lak ov scil

wun dae i wil b a betur spelur. but fur noe, i wil maek a messss wit mi wurdz.

u no wut? praktis maek purfec.

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

litterbox in Words

• 74 reads

bordom

tomoro is gona be boring

today was no fun ether

mum says go slep becos ined to gro

if islep itlbe tomoro morquickle. donwana.

also idonthink ineed tobe big. plenybig alrede

no excape frombordom inmy lief.

today annow. tomoro althesam

mumdad problydonkno yet theyrallways working

aneways

ihop my drem frends willbe fretoplay with me wen i getin

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

MariAntoinette in Words

• 40 reads

Pronunsiashun is kee

I lighk to mess with spelleng. It's fun to maek werds sownd tha saem exsept spelt compleetlie rong. I want tou sie wat yoo come up with! This is anne x-ample, but I ges yu cood have figured that owt on yore own... bie! Tag mee!

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

Awoytuik in Words

• 57 reads

Talking to a 6-year-old

Me: What are you doing?

Her: Imma stuper herro.

Me: Really?

Her: yhea! wit ot doin anieting!

Me: You don't do anything?

Her: I leik caak!

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

KarenKitchel in Words

• 49 reads

Wen I Gro Up

I wnt 2 b a tchr wen I gro up. Thaa gt 2 reed storees n plaa alll daa. I luv mi tchr!

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

EvelynDawn in Words

• 56 reads

Evilin

Helo, mi naem iz Evilin. I am a gurl. I hav lot off frind but I do not lik sum kidz. On kid I luk luks a kid I do nut luk. Se is mein. Se triis to get me in trubel. It wurks. Te tecer luk her. I will not tak to her anee mer.

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

AJAY9979 in Words

• 38 reads

Shadowing

Mome and me whent to clas toodah. She tole me to be kwiyt and collor wen da teechur wuz tawken. I wuz tryn to be gud so i no get spanken wen we go hoom. Butt I saw a spydur on my awm and I skweemed rel lowd and ewybode laff butt Mome.

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Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required

Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)

ham827 in Words

• 55 reads

frth uv juli

I lik firwrks on the frth uv juli.

tha r sprkle and prty

tha r lowd to

i wsh evre day ws a holudy!

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