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Claret
Retired English prof. Publisher of BrickHouse Books, Inc., MD's oldest literary press. Works with prison writers. Has 7 books out.
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$100 Challenge of the Month XXIII
The last one was meant for our senior partners who are writing a film. It was buffered in the wrong queue. Apologies. In lieu of this, write a story about having to retract a post you made on social media while altered, be it whiskey or a sleeping aid. The whole world has seen it, and is shocked and appalled by it, and you don't even remember posting it. 500-word + 100-entry minimums. $100 purse to the most riveting entry. Outstanding entries will be shared with our publishing partners and spotlighted.
Claret
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Death on Church Lane

The road runs right up against a field. The truck sputters to a stop, stuck in a rut. Four young white men climb out of the truck, look around, wonder where they hell they are. Looks like something from a picture book, Old South and all that. Fields full of bent over niggers.

What you doin wit those fancy duds, boy?

A black man on a mule looks down at Jim Bob, then over at his three truckmates.

Who you callin Boy, boy? Jim Bob sneers.

What about them other three, they fancy clothes and them fallin down H on they necks?

Aint no H, fool, volunteers one of the other three white men. It’s a double lightning bolt. It means we’re white and you ain’t.

You sure as hell ain’t neither, snarls the man from his mule. I oversees all the niggers on this here plantation and you one of ’em. All four y'all. Why Marster bought four new uppity niggers sure do beat all. Now get your black ass too work, all of you, fore you feel this. From muleback the overseer waves a horsewhip.

The four new slaves look down at themselves. Dungarees and sweatshirts like every male in 1950. Except the iron crosses on the shirts. They'd been were headed for a White Power rally in Churchville, Mississippi. Till the driver, Jimbob, drove through the wrong lane.

I told you it wasn’t no weigh station, Jimbo, mumbles one of the four. It was some kind of portal like you see in movies. We are someplace else than where we come from or where we was goin. Look over there. Nigger with a plow. Plow! Shee-it. Aint nobody used a plow like that in a hunnerd years.

Jimbo looks down at his hands. Spreads them out, turns them over so the mule rider can see the pink palms.

We are white men, you fool nigger! You better watch your black mouth!

The mule rider laughs long and loud and the other black men working the field snicker.

This whip gonna tear your black skin off, snarls the overseer. He's not laughing any more.

The whip comes down. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.

What we gonna do with they dead bodies? a field worker asks.

You gonna haul em to that contraption they come in. Stuff em inside.

We oughta go see can we find they horses or they mules, whatever drug that tin wagon.

They long gone, says the man on the mule. You try to take off look for em you gonna die. The mule man rubs his pistol. A handful of the field slaves obey the order to get the bodies gone.

Here in Churchville they say somewhere on Church Lane there’s a broken down, rusted out pickup truck full of dead iron-cross wearing white men going nowhere. Every Halloween local kids dare each other to go look for it. But by now it's probably rotted to the ground, the bloody black-dirt ground.

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Challenge
Challenge of the Week CXXXV
The Game. Write about a game, any game. Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose.
Claret
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Doggerel

Lost my place

in the ebook

alas no dog-ear to guide me

but then the dog in my head

barked

"Click back back back."

--by Old Claret

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Claret
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Dammit

There seems to be no way to tell you, dear Prose, that I am unable to update my credit card. I keep getting the message that something about my credit card update "doesn't look right."

This is not a poem.

Or

maybe

it

should be.

Oy vay,

say

I

Shikse though i

may

be.

Distressed in Baltimore

my home

city.

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Challenge of the Week CVI
Betrayal. Tell the story of broken trust. Write about betrayal. Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose.
Claret
• 32 reads

The Body’s Betrayals

“Body tells us what Body knows.”

I was in love with the poet

I’m paraphrasing. Our bodies

lied to us in murderous ways.

He cheated with many women.

Therefore I had to betray him

time and again--not knowing he

had cancer. Death was his last word.

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Challenge of the Week XCI
The Seven Deadly Sins. Choose one of the seven deadly sins: Lust, Pride, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Envy, or Sloth. Make your choice the title of your post, then write about it. Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose.
Claret
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Kilo and the Seven Cardinals

Kilo and the Seven Cardinals

Sloth is my terrier's best sin.

She's jealous when I pet the next-door dog

but I don't think she envies him

his bones. She lusts for his licksome love

but lacks the lady parts to lure him.

She does not wax wroth that Proof

of Spaying is needed for dog adoption.

She's humble as the humblest nun

and bears false witness against no one.

She thinks that gluttony's the same

as greed. For her there are a mere six sins

and she commits only half of them.

Good girl! Your doggie virtue wins

(despite Descartes) a richly earned

sit-stay among the treats of Heaven.

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