PB&J @DaveK and @Skull

Attention all Prosers!

In case you didn't know

DaveK's not yet a man

So he can't be your bro

Falsely claims that his pen

Is thick as Dino Dick

But he holds in his hand

A mere tiny pen prick

Hell, you might as well say

It's an oversized clit

Blasting facials he says?

Ha! There's more ink in my spit!

He thinks he's a poet

'Cause he uses big words

Just a valiant attempt

At polishing up turds

Claims victory to Skull

Assured he's won the crown

Till I whipped out my pen

Blew them both the fuck down!

And as for this Skull guy

Acting like a Prose Pimp

I got news for you man

Like DaveK, your pen's limp

Silly boys never learn

Us girls put you to shame

Skull you lost your manhood

To AGirlHasNoName

Now DaveK's has been slain

By my acid laced ink

With such an ass beating

Think he might need a shrink

I'm sure I hear crying

Awe boys, what's the matter?

Embarrassed that our pens

Spew a much bigger splatter?

Tuck your pen in your pants

Boys, this game you can't win

Now stop your damn whining

And take it on the chin!

You should've read the package

Don't blame us for your stress

See, we purchased ballpoint

Your guys pens came ball-less