Somewhere in Texas

Redneck cowboy, shit-kicker boots.

Pickup trucks... The bigger the truck, the smaller the dick.

Southern drawls on heavily make-upped women, fake salutations and greetings met with condescending glares.

Po-Po doesn't have your back unless you are white, Republican and rich. Boy, am I in big trouble.

The music, Jesus help me, it's every where; that God awful new pop country garbage on rotation... Where is my ole friend

Willie Nelson? On the Road again?

149.4 miles to Crawford, Texas Nazi death camp.

Damn... I gotta get outta here.