Serial Writer

I spent a week

In Battle Creek

To write content for backs

Of cereal packs

The hardest thing I found

Was coming 'round

To finding content befitting

Breakfast food while sitting

My assignment was Rice Krispies

And Frosted Flakes, fifty-fifty

And authoring about taste

To make them sound GRRREAT

But Krispies are mostly air

Except for the arsenic that's there

And Flakes are mostly sugar-refined

Contributing to my large behind

Post and Quaker want me badly

And now the other cereals—madly

Next job of which I'm dreaming

Are limited series on network streaming