My 20 Mule Team Über
My 20 Mule Team Über
January 19, 2025
None of my cars work
Half have a defective chip
Made of Unobtainium
The other half
Are just (currently) a pile of junk
They are all for sale
As a mechanic's special
Or to part out
I have been single handedly
Been keeping Über in business
Now I want a piece of the action
Introducing my 20 Mule Team Über
Guaranteed never to stall
Will always pass inspections
Never will be caught speeding
Requiring no license
Both fuel and emissions
Are biodegradable
Will pull for both
Carrots and apples
Sketchy dispositions
Easily assuaged
With more carrots and apples
And an occasional rub of the ears
So,
Coming to a theater near you
And other public parking lots
The latest and greatest
In on-road and off-road
Transportation
My comrades in arms
And not a stubborn one in the bunch