friday the 13th, 2024

they say it's bad luck

but methinks that's just lore

so i pulled up me britches

and walked to the door

where a waft hit me nose

vapors vile in me core

then i stopped and i checked

all the clothes that i wore

when i looked at me shoes

how it made me eyes sore:

i stepped in some shit

me dog dumped on the floor