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(: in a mood :)
write up a short joke
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MrPendlum in Comedy

The Speedy Tomato

There once was a speedy tomato,

who raced a speedy potato;

while trying to catch-up,

it let out some ketchup

but was too embarrassed to say so.

(this is how it was discovered that fries and ketchup go great together.)