Ode to a Cow

Ode to a Cow

July 16, 2024

Ungulates, ungulates, bifurcate now

Let your taxonomical heart be not troubled

It's not so bad being a cow

Mooove over here - Mooove over there

Give birth to be decaffeinated

Legless to be ground beef - Uncooked to be rare

Udderly preposterous

One stomach with four compartments

Ruminating with cud is not for the imposterous

So Ballet with Bessy

Or exercise with Elsie

Until you die of Borden - Until you are messy

A cow’s life is a life of rhyme

A cow’s life is a life of pleasure

Until you stay up pasture bedtime