Ode to a Cow
Ode to a Cow
July 16, 2024
Ungulates, ungulates, bifurcate now
Let your taxonomical heart be not troubled
It's not so bad being a cow
Mooove over here - Mooove over there
Give birth to be decaffeinated
Legless to be ground beef - Uncooked to be rare
Udderly preposterous
One stomach with four compartments
Ruminating with cud is not for the imposterous
So Ballet with Bessy
Or exercise with Elsie
Until you die of Borden - Until you are messy
A cow’s life is a life of rhyme
A cow’s life is a life of pleasure
Until you stay up pasture bedtime
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