My epitaph

he broke 100 followers

so sad it could only be finished this way

with don't miss pre-announcement reels

fishing with bloodied wriggling click bait

telling the stream they'd get their times worth

there used to be value in an honest snuff flick

now commonplace ordinary uninspired plain

grasped gasped grappled gulping gunfounded

boring badly bungled poorly planned lacking

sticking stacked pills on my tongue onebyone

staring plump lingua stretched curled inviting

in tic tac toe patterns

X's & O's in devilish patterns

my last hurrah a yawn sinkhole

of shame as visible viewers fall

to enliven the shrinking feed

jazz up texts avocados shares

I take my gluck

loaded with one life

spinning slow toward rockets red flare

aim steady at my pulsing temple vein

and watch my clicks rise likes abound

a pity too bad loss for my immortality

it holds only 6 rounds