What’s A Shart?

A shart is a fart that took with it a tiny bit of feces.

A shart is a misjudgment and also an inconvenience, especially when not at home.

You have the wet ones and yes, the solid ones.

I'd rather let a wet one go over a solid one.

I've done both.

Solid ones bounce around inside your draws, eventually becoming a tiny cold lump of doodoo coal.

The wet ones might dry up and one can be easily forgotten. Ever played basketball with a small dried-up ball of poop?!

I myself have not managed to decipher my bodily feelings that indicate, fart, and no fart, ... until then there will always be this precarious nature to the squeezing out of human gas.