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Write an ad, whether fake or for something you actually create, in under 200 words. The person who convinces me to buy wins!
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The Randomizer

We all encounter this same problem:

Not knowing how to answer.

Kids, to parents...

Parents to offspring....

Preachers to the front row;

Teachers to the back seat...

Politicians to the naysayers.

You know how it goes...

Enter, the Randomizer.

Discreetly point it at your antagonizer,

and it changes the topic to a perfect neutralizer.

Completely offhand, random, no strings attached.

Just point, and Shoot!-- you never know what comes out.

*TV drop ship purchase money order only. No guarantee for effectiveness. Batteries not included. No stated or implied warranty. Not legally viable in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and Connecticut. Known to the State of California to cause reproductive harm, and other long term physical and mental health defects. Offered as is, copyright 2023. All rights reserved. Patent pending #Z233446-97349-0001 Made in the USA.

12.21.2023

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