For sale: Non-Euclidean Bookshelf Stickers

Do the laws of geometry foil your passion for hoarding books? Do you long to acquire more tomes, but have nowhere left to store them? Is your library overflowing, and your floor stacked with innumerable volumes?

We present our latest innovation: non-euclidean bookshelf stickers! As thin as a piece of paper, and as deep as your arm can reach! Need some more shelf pace? Slap one on your fridge door! Purchased an antique, sixty-volume encyclopaedia? Congratulations! You can now store it inside your bedroom wall for safe keeping! Any vertical surface instantly becomes a bookshelf. Let your bookish tendencies run wild!

We stock a wide range of pre-made stickers in various shapes and sizes, and walk-in stickers are produced to order. Contact us today!