Challenge
November Drabble: NO THANK YOU
It's now Thanksgiving season, but let's mix this up a little. Give me a drabble incorporating the phrase "No thank you" in some way. Break it up. Use it all at once. Whatever. Just put "No" "Thank" and "You" in there somewhere. Wanna win? Here are the rules: Exactly 100 words using conventional spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Prose only. Poetry will be mocked, cussed, and set afire. I'll pick a winner sometime around December 2.
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The Audacity
"No, THANK you."
I was struck by the emphasis on "thank" considering the stranger in front of me was obviously pissed the fuck off. All I did was ask the dude to move to the side to make room in line for an elderly woman trying to get out from the November cold.
I suppose he doesn't have much to be thankful for...
I sigh, remembering it is Thanksgiving after all- give him my most sarcastic smile and snarl,
"Thanks for the reminder of why I am so thankful for assholes like yourself to show us how NOT to act."