Blocked

I sit here knowing I have a story to tell, paralyzed by choices. Shall I type on the old Underwood? Long hand with a fountain pen? Directly into this soulless contraption?

Does it matter? I'm reasonably sure there is a different muse on a computer, analytical and clinical. Very judgmental. The muse of the Underwood smokes cigarettes in a long holder, says "drat" when she is frustrated, glitters with impatience. The muse of the foutain pen is a langorous hippy with generous lips and bosom, rear end for days on end.

What is my process and does it even matter? I am feeling, and somehow, some combination of words will make it stop. It needs to stop.

And there I have done it...on a soulless contraption.