Parody of “Little Miss Muffet” Nursery Rhyme

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a bucket

Eating some birds in soufflé

Along came a tiger

Who sat down beside her

So she gave it a buffet

And decided to stuff it

And put it on her wall for display.

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