For the Dow
Two weeks in, and Price is slumping
The gas is cheap, but no one's pumping
CEOs resigned and dumping;
We don't want to die for the Dow.
POTUS says two weeks suffice,
And he'll help states if they play nice
Lieutenants claim they'll sacrifice, but
We won't die for the Dow.
Nurses burn like Salem witches
For asking for clean, sterile stitches
Scientists wind up in ditches;
We won't die for the Dow!
While Doctors' protests crescendo
And Corporatists thrive on innuendo, but
We won't Die for the Dow!
While fairly sure that this will end
And hoping not to break but bend
We solemnly our lives defend, for
WE WON'T DIE FOR THE DOW!