Pink Clocks, Gold Clocks, Big Fat Black Clocks
As a toddler, my eldest child couldn't pronounce "L." And her favorite items to get excited about, yelling and pointing, were...clocks. But, she couldn't just say, hey look at all the clocks.
Oh, no. She had to make an exhaustive list of all the colors, sizes, and styles. I'm in Family Dollar, like...."Oh, sweet baby Jesus, I hope the cashier has HIS Radio blasting up there."