Ridiculous Conspiracy?

        T- mobile has this back room where they create men. I sat in the waiting area and saw studs in uniform, clean shaved and ready to work. New men exiting the break room. This  batch of men  resembled each other in their appearance. It could be a technology malfunction but pleasant to the eye. 

       Truth is the aliens were created by companies such as T-mobile. Aliens are simple workers in charge of design and sculpting. They created us to produce and consume the products sold by companies in order to create larger and greater companies through our work and consumption.