Fecund gamine enthralls seamen - tackfully

Upon a sofa, huck cupola randy,

seamen sought escapade

testes spawned reaching qua

ova all biological trade

crossed fecund Rubicon

and ejaculated re: sprayed

vasocongested phallus led

coup d’etat draw viz night shade

Ollie Ollie oxen yawping,

in utero seminal raid

erogenous zone torched,

where hello kitty mewed

amidst Grafenberg tit parade

bumping uglies during

four nuke key eight ting game,

where pinkish puckered

frilly labria tarry

la brea tar pits, viz biological

birth control relegated

desuetude Russian roulette played

hotly contested prurient pulsations,

purring kitty frenziedly clawed

viz faux pas seminal goop

to seed fruit carnal feral plain -

via blitzkrieg overlaid,

whence hosannas sung

praising slimy prickly nightshade

gnome hatter shy ham mull

in gave way to blast ta cyst

vis a visa viz biological fertilization

qua two plump milkmaid

inchoate seeds juiced beginning

to cum into make lemonade

per diem mother's

umbilical cord fueled gestation,

where sonogram showed

faint genetic threnody skein

perchance manifold offspring

more precious than jade

nope – no fallacy, when peppy

thrust with sucks esse full feint

after thwarting, spritzing, and

reconnoitering penile objection

nonetheless skin flute charmed,

thence didst invade

which conception begot,

thence chromosomal traits stitched

via mom jeans,

and pops faction trumpeting handmaid

din fecund glob began to swell

as biological reproduction

showed no uterine back grade

as Tabula rasa In utero endured

missile payload ejaculated

flagellated into mossy ever glade

sustenance promulgated noticeable

womb expansion fusillade

of nutriments ordaining

future health of progeny

riddling endless questions

within naughty gallimaufry

discombobulated mental,

physical fatigue enfilade,

and spiritual state of momma

mia in family way,

whereby baby blueprint,

an outcome as nano sized atomic

itty bitty teensy weensy improvised

explosive device scoured decades

to determine ontological makeup

from when fluid dynamics

spelling impregnation

since time immemorial

perpetuating humanity's future cascade

artfully concatenating

eminent grise immaculate kindred

exiting cervix laminated

with waxy substance

i.e. vernix, though smooth

doth serve analogous

to microscopic switch-blade

and cheers to motherhood,

especially when home birth

requisitioned midwife

and doula as the sole aid.