"He was such a quiet man," comes from TheWolfeDen, and will be judged by the creator, H1, and Ferryman. Here it comes: After a long day of work, you pull into your driveway to find that odd neighbor of yours being hauled away in handcuffs, accused of a particularly heinous crime. The other residents stand in the street, commenting on their surprise. But not you. You knew something was off this whole time. What gave it away? Any tone, any format. Winner gets $25 dollars. Go.