Feline

Hello,

I'm the one who was raised by her cats

Don't touch me... except when I show up and demand it

I really just want to sleep

Yes, I can walk on that narrow beam,

` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` No, I don't want to right now

The box is waaaay more fun to play with than the contents

Why would I sleep where you told me to?

Nope, of course I don't want to play.

` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` But now I do, so drop everything and play with me.

I'm a giant, oversized cat.

Hello,

I'm the one who never grew up

Come play with my hair

Let me snuggle with you

` ` ` ` And generally attach myself to you

` ` ` ` Until you can't get anything done

I don't understand why you're being mean

That's no fun for anyone

I want all your attention and praise

I'm a teenage, oversized child.

Hello,

I'm the one who can't handle

Trying to grow up

Trying to interact

Who doesn't like to hurt people

And doesn't have the understanding to avoid it

Who is selfish and impatient and needs attention

And doesn't want to be those things

Because it hurts people and then they hurt me back

I need you to not hurt me

So that I have enough space to learn

Who I am when I don't have to think

About everyone except myself.