The lost alpha

I am trotting and I see my pack leave me behind. Stupit David has taken my place as top ultra alpha super rare. Grrrrrr. I bark at them. BARK BARK. Then I roar. ROAARRRR. They don't come back. I decicde that I am now a hobby horse rider. NEEIGGHH. I rip the nearest tree out and throw it at the pack. I am to howl so much right now. I can't hold it in. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH. I see shart my tail. I wag it off. It flings into a bird mouth. I decide to attack me. So I remeber the baddie training and squee that bird beetween my ass cheeks. I let out a stinky stanky musty crusty spicy fart and it was so strong I it blew the fethers of gthe bird. I clentched harder and the bird eyes popped out. I let it go. I see the fart burn in the bird feathers. I sniff it and almost faint. Damn that was strong one. I look towards the sunset the wind blowing into my fur. I feel it. No the fart rash. But the wind. I decide to run. And I never felt lost again.