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Help solve one of philosophy's greatest questions: why are animals eating plastics?
polyvinyl, polyethylene, polyeurethane, and any other of a wide variety of polymers find their way into the stomachs and intestinal tracks of animals of many kinds. but why would they eat such things?
Ended May 27, 2023 • 5 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
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Help solve one of philosophy's greatest questions: why are animals eating plastics?
polyvinyl, polyethylene, polyeurethane, and any other of a wide variety of polymers find their way into the stomachs and intestinal tracks of animals of many kinds. but why would they eat such things?
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Polly Wanna Cracker

It has been recognized that under high duress organisms push towards the self-destruct button. There is an innate desire for the single cell to make futile, furtive, and false efforts to multiply its forces. This is known as cancer. Similarly, more complex neuro pathophysiological advanced species, with such cellular mis-adaptation, will in such state, pursue prey of a spurious nature so as to try in vain to appease their subverting cells, now in metastatic states, by consuming increasing amounts of Poly.

Polly Wanna Cracker is in fact a primordial cry, originating from the depths of the wing-tip shoe squeaks of timeless thugs, bandits, and pirates of Life treasure (always wanting more!) and in excess of voracity will fracture and implode with explosive ramifications for the World. The repetition of this longwinded chorus, by our Avian friends is nothing more than an illusion of stretching and scaling, of this asylumatic articulation. Going crackers like in One Flew Over The Cuckoos.

In fact, turning frequency knob (hence speed and pitch), this refrain is then more aptly identified as the central nest bomb in mental break- and count-down:

Tick, Tick, Tick....

...which fine-tuned and adjusted one more time is heard clearly now as:

...sick, ...sick, ...sick...

04.30.2023

Why are we eating Plastic? challenge @batmaninwuhan

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7v7 
@batmaninwuhan thanks for this prompt man!! 7v7
batmaninwuhan 
A pleasure to read, the ticking time.....
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7v7
lol 7v7
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yousufrizvi4 
This that good sh*t. I’m thinking of entering this challenge but goddamn you set the bar high
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7v7
Don't hesitate to write, I'm sure it will be interesting since the prompt demands it 7v7
I am 21 years or older.