A Demand for Deadpan
Write something that delivers something funny/horrifying in a detached manner. Any format, any genre. Bonus points if you teach me a new word in the process.
He'd forgotten to clean the knife. The body on the floor didn't need those few drops of blood anymore, however, so he wiped the blade on his jacket, then scolded himself. An Armani, wool blouson, and he'd stained it without thought. Idiot.