The Concertmistress

Oh my. 

I hope her underwear matches her dress.

Oh my. 

It doesn't. 

The rest of us look like nuns,

And there she sits,

With her bright green panties.

Cross you legs? 

Those heels are too high

Those toes are too red

As if that baby giraffe walk wasn't enough,

She's not even wearing panty hose. 

At least she shaved,

She's got that down.

But her hot pink bra 

Shows right through her shirt...

And doesn't even match her underwear. 

The good news is

She practiced her part 

The high notes are in tune 

The Fortes are loud

She plays the notes

But her clothes are lacking

And all the audiences sees

Are her bright green panties.