I had no idea. I thought it was a joke.

Look, just please listen.

I work for the President, who's been in power for sixty years. We assumed it was just a by-product of the modern age; of course people were living longer. The war was a tough time, so we let him keep serving. 

I was to meet with him. I went to the Oval Office, only to find his eyes yellow and skin green and scaly. "No," I whispered. "It's just propoganda, it has to be!"

President Trump laughed. "Lizards have always run the government."