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Write the most hilarious, funniest, insanely laughable story possible. No minimum word count, no further rules.
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Notebook in Comedy
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This little light of mine, I´m gonna let it shine...

When an uninvited stranger with a long beard and a large sack walks in on your Christmas celebration

You eagerly welcome him to join in on your vacation

As you pour him a glass of milk and offer him cookies

He only smiles and removes from his sack eight goodies

But though you expect ¨Ho, ho, ho!¨

He chuckles ¨I´m ready to party for seven nights straight, you know!¨

And just as he hands you a warm plate of knish

A sudden realization hits that he is Jewish!

He sets the menorah upon the mantle

And beckons you to light each and every candle

Then with a smile you take his hand to join you in time

To sing "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine..."

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