Bruh

I was driving home from work recently and a commercial came on for the California state lottery. Apparently, lotto scratchers are the perfect Christmas gift to show all your loved ones how much you care about them. They're festive fun for the whole family - mom, dad... and especially all the little children.

I'm assuming the whole thing was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek; as gifts go, lotto scratchers are about as tacky as it comes. Surely no one would actually give that as a Christmas present...

Well, except for my brother, one year. But he didn't just give me lotto scratchers - no, that wouldn't be good enough.

The gift that I actually received was a handwritten URL that directed me to a stock image of lotto scratchers that had already been scratched.

"It's so bad, it's good, right?" my brother asked, beaming at me with pride.

...

"r-right?"