Challenge
Lunchtime Fortunes
So...at least once a week I order Chinese food for lunch. My latest fortune had me laughing, and I thought it would be a fun idea to base a challenge on those little scraps of insight (or amusement). Pick your most recent, favorite or funniest fortune and write away! Or, if you have never had Chinese food or so infrequently that you don't have a cache of fortunes to pick from in your desk drawer like I do, please feel free to use my most recent fortune. "Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair."
The Most Strangest Fortune I’ve Ever Gotten.
"you've already met your love, but the chances of seeing her again is one in a Billion"
I mean really, why so specific I mean why is it so long I thought they were meant to be short. Also, if I've met my love before how do I know? I can't even remember if I had seen them. Damn memory problems.
Anyways why so specific?
Another point one in a million would be nice but no it had to say a billion.
This one really stuck with me even after 4 years I still don't know who it's talking about.