How To Make Someone Fall In Love (With You If You Want)
Do you have that person in your life you just want to drive to the brink of insanity because of you? Follow these 5 simple steps!
1. Leave Unmarked Notes On Their Items. The burning curiosity within them will have to know who is leaving them such interesting letters (Put down their home address for bonus points!).
2. Buy Them Gifts. Look at their Instagram account until you see a photo from two years ago of them drinking a blue slushy. You go buy a blue slushy and put it where they'll see it (Or give it to them if stop being a coward who reads online articles!).
3. Die. Make them grieve over you. (Dress well in your casket. If your ugly make sure you leave a note to close the lid!).
4. Keep Putting 20 Dollars In Their Pockets. Who doesn't love free cash? Doesn't matter where you got it from.
5. Trap Them In a Time Loop. Reliving the same day over and over will make them so tired that they won't care if you're somewhat questionable, they'll just be glad to be out of their time loop (I should know from experience. I've rewritten this article seven times already).