Fellow Writers and their Types of Romance
"Are you always this difficult?"
"Are you always this persistent?"
"I do happen to have a gorgeous woman in front of me right now, you can't expect me to just stand here...hands in my pockets...doing nothing."
"Why do you HAVE to kiss me, though?"
"Well, no, I don't HAVE to do anything. I want to kiss you, to hold you, snuggle up with you on the couch while you slowly scootch closer to me because you're scared of invading my space. I want you here with me, in this apartment, in that cat sweater and those jeans and boots, looking all awkward and cute. It's so adorable when you try to be mad."
"I'm not mad."
"Uh huh. Well I'm convinced."
"I just...don't like that you make me feel things."
"Oh gosh, I make her feel things. How horrible."
"I'm just not...used to that."
"You mean you aren't comfortable with that."
"And it scares you that you might actually like me."
"Because at any given moment I could break your heart and you wouldn't be prepared and you don't want to feel that kind of pain again."
"So you're not even gonna give me a chance to like you back? That's so unfair."
"No, I will, I just need-"
"Me to kiss you."
"Please do me a favor and shut up."