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Help solve one pf philosophy's greatest questions: what happened to suspenders?
in just a few decades, suspenders, which were once a prevelent item of men's attire , all but disappeared from commonday use. what happened and why?
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capitalism

I fully agree that suspenders should make a comeback. However, I do understand why they left. Think practically. Suspenders are waaay less convenient than belts and in the modern world, you need every second you can get to MAKE MORE MONEY. The hassle of choosing a suspender that will match your tie, putting on said suspender, and reattaching them every time you use the bathroom takes at least 4.3 seconds from your money-making grind.

All that being said the answer to the lack of suspenders is belt loops. Remove them and force everyone to suspend their slacks

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