Sounds

Grumble

Moan

Groan

Belch

Hiccup

Fart

... all this before getting out of bed.

From there we have ...

Cars with loud engines

Trash truck with incessant bells going off

Kids running through the house

Coffee machine perking

Wife asking questions

Kids asking for money

The boss calls saying I need to stay late

It starts to rain

I want to go back to bed

...and how did your Minday morning work out for you?