My Favorite Babysitter
Bill comes over to babysit me
Even though I am thirteen
I like it when he plays games with me
And tells me I'm "his little queen"
My parents came home early yesterday
They saw Bill inside my room
I told them it's okay
Because he's leaving pretty soon
They said they didn't know him
The babysitter has been ill
Said "You are old enough to be alone.
Who fucking the hell is Bill!?"