Mad Mojo

The midnight magician.

That's what the school calls me.

Who magically made the cafeteria clean following the Food Feud?

Who charmingly crammed hundreds of exams over Spring Break into one trashcan?

Who astoundingly aced attendance despite it all?

Not that anybody notices.

Stay after school to study and leave spellbound.

Stay to play pranks on the playground and find yourself cursed.

I may not be your teacher but I can read your mind.

I can hear how smart you think you are.

Who removed that gum from under your desk?

Who returned your missing ID back into your locker?

Call me a mad man.

That's what all the students call me.

The midnight magician.

That's what the school calls me.