Challenge
False Crime
True crime podcasts are very popular these days. Write a script for a crime that didn't really happen. It can be silly or serious as you want. Try to think outside the box. I.e. set it in the past, or maybe the future. Include wacky charachters. Have fun with it.
I would ask that you abstain from using profanity, graphic verbiage, etc. Thank you.
1989
I didn't do it.
I swear on his life.
Of course I did it,
Otherwise, I'd swear on mine.
I broke his heart.
Shattered that pure gold.
Made a young man,
Feel hatefully old
I didn't do it...
Ok, yes I did.
I took his number,
Under the fingers he slipped
I shouldn't have called him.
But I was curious
Is it the devil in me
That makes life so much worse to live
I didn't do it.
Maybe I did?
I hope she'll forgive me.
But I hope she never forgets.
He said he loved me,
So did the whole lot
Take a number to
Go with this misery I've got
I didn't do it.
Break all those hearts.
I came here to confess.
Oh, but where do we start?
Mind if I light a cigarette?