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Verbally vanquish thine enemies.
What you should've said to that (those?) villainous scumbag(s) who wronged you. Make it as ridiculous as possible. Preferably in rhyme, but as always, the rules are bendable.
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Xylem
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Buffoon.

Buffoon.

You're a blubbering pustule of vile festering nonsense,

Spreading hate-riddled sickness, toppling immunity defenses.

You are besmirching our land with your mystery drivel,

accusing innocents of evils, oh, why can't you be civil?

before you go spewing more rancid notions of truth,

stuff your face with herbal remedies, maybe some gin and vermouth.

Why not run 30 miles, take a sauna or bath,

take a pill, a vacation, hike a long path,

your so full of BS I can't wait for a bowel movement,

literally any change would be an improvement.

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